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Friday 16 December 2011

GL3 Stat-Tracker: Sci-Fi Edition

Commander Reno Clio
Space Captain
Weapons: Authority, Awesome lasers
Allegiance: The Alliance 
Coordinates: Punched-in
 Space Driving: Circuitous
Diet: Narrow-minded. There are a lot of tasty aliens out there.
Special Ability: Avoiding Enemy Lasers Until A Critical Moment In The Plot

Chief Isaac Mobo
Engineer
Weapons: Mining Equipment, Mobile Turret, Tech Support
Allegiance: Windows
Career Choice: Unpopular
Memory: Upgraded
Star Sign: RAM
Special Ability: Turning It Off And On Again

Dr Strangerlove
Zeno-Geologist
Weapons: Again, really?
Allegiance: SCIENCE
Specialization: Earth Oil
Relationships: Rocky
Usefulness: Deluded
Special Ability: Methodical Research

Darf Zen
Dark Space Wizard
Weapons: Purple Lightning, what else do you need?
Allegiance: Whoever he likes, he's a fucking Space Wizard
Philosophy: Awesomely deranged
Dress Sense: Ditto
Sex Life: Risky
Special Ability: Choking You With His Mind If He Gets Bored Of Electrocution

InEBr1-AtD 22
Malfunctioning Droid (on the right)
Weapons: Lost Portal Gun, Awkwardness
Allegiance: Cake or, if pushed, any form of confectionery
Thinking: Rarely lateral
Motor Skills: Fucked
Bromance Receptors: Overloading 
Special Ability: An Ironic Degree Of Willpower

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